It is way past my bedtime so I'll be brief. Just wanted to let you all out there (all two of you) know that I went to my first strip club last night. Becky-- if you want to be lenient, this post could have something to do with my boobs. I did get a lap dance and I think I was a good sport, letting my guy friends buy it for me and pretending to enjoy it for them. But later in the night my friend Mark tells me that my stripper friend Kristen (though her stripper name is Ariel which is her middle name) told him I was a very boring customer. What do they expect?! Anyway, it was pretty fun though most of that may have been due to the alcohol. And the fact that I could probably blackmail my friends with some stories. Haha no it wasnt that bad but, well there was one guy who may have gotten a little too into it. And they all spent a shit ton of money on lap dances and sticking ones into girls' lingerie. Hmm what else... aside from last night's festivities I've been all Navy Navy Navy. I actually had a pretty fun time underway this past week... I really do love it. I dont like the not sleeping, or the not sleeping enough, and the people that are difficult to work with, and the equipment that breaks, and all that shit, but you have that with any job right? However, the warfighting stuff is pretty hot. You know, driving a billion dollar destroyer... it's just hot. We did a bunch of exercises this underway, to get back into the swing of things, and one of them included an anti-submarine warfare exercise where we had to maneuver for torpedo evasion and I was conning (ie driving)-- basically we drive in zigzags until the torpedo gets confused and shuts down or goes the wrong way. It's awesome. At points it felt like the ship might topple over on its side but obviously it wasnt anywhere close to doing so.
Now I really need to go to bed. I'll write again soon. If you're lucky it'll be about my boobs and the Navy again.
2 comments:
good work cathy, this post covered the two subjects that i demand from your blog. although i must admit that you lost me after you stopped talking about the strip club, i did get pretty turned on when you talked about your sweet warship maneuvering. you're such a babe.
I can't believe you went to a strip club...i want to hear all about it. I see that you are shamelessly catering to your demographic and no complaints here.
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